Last one, I swear.

Sorry for the three separate posts, but I just found this video and it is THE FUNNIEST thing I've ever seen in my life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ABKwflFZ0

(I'm too dumb to put the actual video up here.)

samantha austin; 17 questions

Haha, compare Tom to Rupert Grint, Kim.

http://www.seventeen.com/dating/17-questions/rupert-grint-17q

 

The only personality he shows is when he is talking about upgrades for his ice cream truck. Haha, what a freak. But I love him.

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I'm going to answer all those questions now since I have nothing better to do, and I will pretend I am a main character in the Harry Potter films and I'm 18. Kindly imagine all my answers  being spoken in a sweet, British voice.

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samantha austin

This super cute Harry Potter star answers our 17 questions!

When was your first kiss?

Oh dear, don't make fun of me! I was 16! (Well I'm assuming I'll have kissed SOMEONE by then, for goodness sakes. I'm such a freak.)  I never even had a cute little kid kiss.

Who's your celebrity crush? 

Hm. I would have to say Ashton Kutcher. Absolutely Ashton Kutcher...I think its his tall, scruffy yet clean look. Or something.

What's the boy fashion trend that confuses you? 

V-necks. I really hate those. Especially if you have chest hair. 

What's the boyish movie you secretly love? 

Well, the only 'boyish' movies I can think of are like old war/cowboy movies. And I don't like those.

What's your TV guilty pleasure?

America's Next Top Model. That show is hysterical! *cute british lady-like giggle*

Who would play you in the movie version of your life? 

Rez from Americanapparel.com. Even if she is a terrible actress. 

What's your dream job? 

Model. I mean, all you have to do is stand there and get paid. How awesome is that?!

If you could trade places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?

I would really love to be a boy for a day. Any boy at all. I don't know why.

Who in your family are you closest to? 

I would say my mom, but I'm pretty close with everyone. 

What's your favorite Website? 

Probably youtube.com. I can literally spend hours on there, it is such a time sucker. 

What's the fast food you can't live without? 

I don't know if this counts, but I really like smoothies you can just pick up and go. Other than that, I'd have to say cheese balls. Except I obviously can live without them since I haven't had them since I last went to South Dakota, so I can live without fast food period, I guess.

What's your worst habit? 

Making lists. It seems harmless, but I am literally CONSTANTLY making lists, even when I'm not writing them, I am mentally making lists. I don't think it's normal. That and correcting people's grammar. Some people get offended when I tell them they can't speak English properly.

What's the last song you listened to on your iPod? 

Hmm, I think it was' Icky Thump' by the White Stripes yesterday when I was running. I wish I could understand what that guy is saying in that song...

What's the last thing you bought?

I bought a smoothie for my friend and me a few days ago. I really don't spend money that often.

What did you dream about last night? 

I dreamed I went to Luke's house, but when I tried talking to him he hid under his bed, so I went and talked with his dad about the army and an enchanted golden goblet that he thought we should go find. And then I woke up.

How much money is in your wallet right now? 

Sixty-seven cents and a debit card.

Fill in the blank: When I was 17, I was ____________. 

A super sexy dork.

SQUEEEE!!!

HE LOVES HIS MOM AND HIS DOG AND ISN'T A BIG SPENDER AND ENJOYS CLASSICAL MUSIC AND HE DOESN'T LIKE PHONES/TEXTING AND HE LOOKED SUPA HOT PLAYING SOCCER AND HE PLAYS GUITAR AND SINGS.

We're basically married. 

(But Megan Fox?! REALLY Tommy? Oh well. I guess guys just can't handle huge bouncing boobs and fat lips. I forgive you my darling.)

Kim; how shall we murder his girlfriend?

Wyt Gurlz Wrap it Rite.

This is the best white girl rap you'll ever see.

Kim and I shouldn't be allowed to spend time with each other. There is actually a plethora of embarrassing videos that are worse than this that I could not bring myself to upload in fear of Kim breaking into my house and killing me.

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On a more boring note, I worked today. Story of my life.

Let's see, OH! But tomorrow I get to go to TUSCON to see my lovely grandmother. And perhaps go to the sacred place we humans like to call Forever 21. And perhaps buy everything in their inventory that has a floral print on it. And perhaps blow off all seven-hundred dollars I have earned this summer. 

Sounds exciting.

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On an even more boring note, I am, once again, finding myself wasting my life on the computer. It is really quite sad how humans are so dependent on technology.

Excuse me;

but I would just like to rub it in anyone's face who cares that I AM GOING TO THE HARRY POTTER PREMIERE IN HALF AN HOUR.

Yesssssss.

YES.

I am going to Hot Topic RIGHT now to pick up my Harry Potter t-shirt!! And I am accepting in advance any ridiculous price on it! And I will bet someone money that there are only obscurely large sizes left since I'm getting it so last second but I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'M SEEING HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE. And I haven't even read the whole book yet!! I am at the part where I know the rest is really serious and sad and I keep putting it off because I always cry at the end. BUT I SHALL PERSEVERE. 

Oh. And Kim. I find it positively hilarious you have a secret blog no one can see where you can spill your guts. You know, most people who feel inclined to do that use this wonderful thing called a diary. And also I wish you would stop complaining about BOAT rides and HOT BOYS in Hawaii because I for one have been trapped  inside an insurance office all summer. (OK, two weeks, but still.)

There is a spider on my wall.

--3o minutes later--

I got a Gryffindor t shirt and it rooooccckkss.s. 

OH and Ps. I GOT A CAMERA!!! Sure, its nothing fancy, (it has actually been passed down three times to my knowledge) but it does not require film nor flash charging!! Perhaps I will take beautiful pictures at the premiere. We're actually going two hours early, because we didn't order our tickets in advance (I may cry if they run out) so I don't know what the crap I'm going to do with Ashley and her sisters for 120 minutes...BUT WHO CARES?! I am so pumped. 

(Wow. I should get out more.)

Well I guess that's it. I would just like to state that tomorrow's work day will last FOREVER.

(Sorry for all the caps in here; how horribly annoying.)

Well. That changes things.

I decided jobs are kinda cool after all. I just got $133 for working two days. Oh. My. Gosh.

Today I finally amped up my run--I did about 35 minutes pretty hard, and I feel so great. I kind of just realized that by running only 20 minutes every day, I was really not getting any better. Must...not...suck...AT CROSS COUNTRY THIS YEAR!! AAAHHH!!! *obsessobsessobsess*

Anywho, while running today, I saw a total of THREE highly attractive boys! Holy crap! We have people living in this neighborhood who are under the age of 20!! And they're alarmingly beautiful!! Too bad I was a disgusting sweaty mess that was hyperventilating; I could've used my girlish charm on them. (Oh, wait a sec, I have no girlish charm. Crap.)

So I apparently screwed stuff up at the office today, daddy was mad because I (accidentally!!) let one of the workers go home two hours early because I, for some reason, didn't print off his whole assignment. Well. I am over it. But dad isn't because he is tired and irritable all the time anyway, so this may stay on his mind for a while. Other than that, I answered the phone a total of thirteen times (in NINE HOURS) and read a few chapters of Harry Potter. (I'm trying to read it slower than I'd like to because I'm trying to make it last right up to the premiere.) 

Last night I had a dream Ashley and I went to the bowling alley. It was really bus though, and we were like, what the crap is this? When did bowling become so popular? And then we looked over at the shoe rental stand and saw someone had built a stage on top of it and the Jonis brothers were signing autographs. When they saw us, the little one came down and kissed Ashley and they fell in love and eloped right there on the spot to Kentucky and I was left alone at the bowling alley with millions of screaming girls and two Jonis brothers. 

IT IS TOTALLY A SIGN.

Working.

I suggest to anyone who is reading this to NEVER GET TRAPPED INTO THINKING HAVING A JOB IS A GOOD IDEA.

BIggest waste of my life. Ever. You get paid eight dollars an hour to do NOTHING. Which seems cool at first, but then after NINE HOURS you wish you were dead. 

Well. I guess that's all I got.

First morning in el new apartmentento!

I am so incredibly genuinely happy right now!! 

1. I woke up in a new place. That gets me every time. Even at sleepovers. It's just exciting to me. 

2. I just ate ONE pancake. I am very proud of myself because when I eat pancakes, I usually end up eating like twelve. But I wasn't very hungry this morning, and I succeeded in my pancake control! I don't know why I'm putting this on here, I highly doubt anyone cares about my pancake control situations.

3. I am jamming out to music! Except I kind of just realized I can no longer sing at the top of my lungs anymore because our neighbors might start vacuuming at midnight to get me back or something. 

4. My dad is not here!! This sounds really mean, but I swear it's not. HE DRIVES ME CRAZY. Like one second he's be prancing around the house and patting me on the arm thanking me for all my help, and then something ridiculously minuscule happens and his face gets all red and he sits down and taps his foot and looks furious and lashes out if anyone says anything o him. He can be a real downer sometimes. And it's really hard for me to not let him affect my mood, but I just try to be extra happy to my mom and glare at him at any chance I get to disapprove of his behaviour. Um. But anyway, as you can see, it is just much easier to not deal with him at all, since you can get serious whiplash from his moods. 

5. I am imagining myself swimming at our pool!!! But I currently do not know where anything is, much less my swimsuits, so we'll just have to put that bit off until I find to motivation to start unpacking.

Well. I'm off to play Tetris and wait for the motivation to come to me, I think.

Hooray!

We are now officially moved in!!  It's kinda disappointing that my room is completely identical to my old one, but there is no other way the furniture can be arranged so everything fits. Which gives you an idea of how small our apartment is (or how much crap we have, depending on your view point.)

Well I'd love to type more but this thunder is SERIOUSLY freaking me out, because a few moments ago we had a power outage and I have apparently spending too much time reading Harry Potter because I immediately thought the dementors had finally come for me and I actually felt all the happiness draining from me. It was rather traumatic. So anyway. I'll be expecting all my housewarming gifts any day from you guys within the next few days!!

PS. Just kidding about the housewarming gifts. You guys can send them whenever, really.

HA!

I have successfully re-connected my internet on the computer in the apartment! YES.

Sadly, everyone has gone off to do productive things, and I know I should be doing something like unpacking, but instead I am listening to an old P!nk CD I found and blogging. I wanna go to the pool.

Um. Yeah that's all.